Hey you! Yeah, you holding this book ... you with the face like a constipated greyhound. You're the sap in the family tree. Wouldn't know your langer from your thumb except for the nail. Word is if brains were taxed, you'd be due a rebate.
But why stand there and be insulted? Unless you have trouble spelling IQ or are as useless as a concrete currach, grab this Feckin' Book now and your insult in first!
Dimensions: W 111mm, H 181mm, D 11mm